i believe in life as a great game
Concertmaster: give me an A
Oboes: AAAAAAAY

definitelydope:

the only time i’m ever actually productive is when i’m procastinating on something else (usually something more important)

i just cleaned the kitchen but i’m supposed to study math

definitelydope:

i’ve been wearing leggings as pants for the last 3 days and there’s nothing you can do about it

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

glueandpieces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

postracialcomments:

itsblitzomg:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

wow

This is why I left retail

Try spending a winter working at a 99p store

I lost count of the number of customers who came to me, asking how much something was

I think it’s the exact moment that my faith in humanity began to wither and die…

A decade of customer service and people wonder why I’m such a misanthropic bitch -.-

It is not a job that leaves you with a great opinion of the human race in general O.O;

Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.

nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

I made that email when I was 7
Everybody at least once in their life (via stevviegriffin)
The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.
Helen Mirren (via mystiquel)
kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
gemmacorrell:

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gemmacorrell:

(and after) (and during)